I love dibbling. After back-breaking hours of detail work, nothing is more refreshing than JAMMING a sharp stake into the earth over and over again. “Screw you GROUND. And your ROCKS. And your endless football fields of WORK. *JAM*”

I guess you had to be there.

Also, I evidently only sweat from my triceps, as it’s the only part of my body that I can’t keep from getting sunburned no matter how much protection I apply and reapply to them. WTF?